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PEN - DEAN MORRIS - I LOVE COCK
PEN 18

£3.99
£3.99
In stock
Giftwrap
Handwritten card

Description

Additional Information

Pen is 14cm long with Purple grip

Design printed on one side

Printed in the UK

Large letter post

Here's a sweary pen to warn everybody who's got their eyes on it to touch it at their peril.

A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Rainbow text on one side reads My fucking pen.

Card Shack has unique collection of novelty gifts designed by local makers and U.K based suppliers. Our gifty bits and bobs are a great, little addition to send with a card!

We can send a personalised printed gift note free of charge with any gift! Just let us know what to write in the "add hand written message" box.

We can gift wrap this item for £1 - Hit the gift wrap button before adding to basket!

Did you know we will hand write your cards absolutely free of charge!

Choose "Add a message" before adding the item to your basket. Please make sure everything is spelt exactly how you would like it. Then send directly to your loved one! Hey - If you order before 2pm, we will dispatch it the same day. Not to worry if not, it will go out the next day. We use the Royal Mail First Class Service for super speedy delivery.

Delivery

Items ordered before 2pm are dispatched on the same day using the 1st class Royal Mail service. Orders over £25 will receive free delivery to one UK address.

Returns

We take extra care to provide you with the very best products. Cards posted are protected in a cardboard backed envelope and other items are packed with care. If the item arrives damaged or faulty then please let us know as soon as you can. You will be entitled to a full refund up to 14 days from the purchase date.

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